IT'S OFFICIAL!!!!!

DANIEL IS NOW A BONA-FIDE AMERICAN!!!!!!!
Everyone, Daniel just squeezed Easy Cheese (that's cheese you squirt out of a can, people, like whipped cream in a can, but CHEESE... well.... a cheese product) INTO HIS MOUTH!!!!
That's cheese in a can STRAIGHT INTO HIS MOUTH, people.
So, sorry, all of you, who love him, the Unbelievable US of A has sunk its claws into our Aussie Boy, and I'm not sure even a Four and Twenty Pie could break him free.
Again, I'm sorry for your loss, all of you. I know he will live on in your hearts.
Otherwise, we are both alive and well.
Loving you, as always.
Taliesen.